Hey tumblrers! Those of yall who remember me probably know that I’ve been in Cape Town all summer. If you’re interested in the deets (Sorry, picked that one up from J), ask me some time! I could talk for hours about everything but I won’t bore everyone else by getting into it here. I’ll just say it’s been the best summer of my life. But now that I’m back, I plan on giving yall the TLC you deserve.
Sex Ed with Ali G! For those of you who’s school didn’t give you much to work with, don’t get your hopes up. The educational value of this clip is lower than what you were given the first time around. I think we can all benefit from the colorful vocab lesson provided, however.
This is cool. Watch it. I’m no English major, but I’m not entirely sure it’s symmetry. Maybe complementarity?
I’ll start by saying that auto-correcting, spell-checking, and auto-formatting software does have its merits. For example, without them, you would have had to witness my misspelling of the word merits. Twice. We’re all familiar with the frustrations, however, of battling your computer, smartphone, or even a stupidphone like mine, for the right to free speech. By the way, the word smartphone is now accepted by the computing community. Apparently, stupidphone is not. I know, it only gets underlined. Hardly something to concern myself with. Although it is disheartening that, after 3 years together, my computer still doesn’t know my last name, this isn’t my main complaint. At first I just wanted to express my frustration that I couldn’t write a haiku and post it for my friends without tumblr inserting absurd spaces between the lines. Seriously, I tried for a good 10 minutes. This reminded me of my struggle to put together a bibliography page for a paper I wrote last week. I was convinced that my computer was trying to fail me. In an assignment where 99% of the score comes from formatting, had my computer gotten its way, I would have gotten a 1%. Inevitably, I was eventually reminded of my hatred of T9, iTap, whathaveyou. A little background about me: I say the word fuck a lot more often than duck. My phone hasn’t picked up on this. It always decides to make my explicitly worded texts harmless and adorable. I believe it is well within my rights to text 117 characters or less worth of fucks and not one of them be wantonly changed into ducks. It should be obvious to you by now. This ghastly infringement on the Bill of Rights could only be brought down on us from Canada. Ducking Canadians.
X-Ray Flower
Reptar back in his fraternity days
The video pretty much explains it all. I’m still wondering why the people are getting all dressed up though. Is Kohler trying to make a visit to the commode a formal event? The only thing elegant about it is the futuristic robot you could be sitting on. I’m starting to think my current toilet just isn’t worth shit.
And how long until Apple makes a portable version?
